Writing, Examples of Spoof Text

Example of Spoof Text 1 - Monkey's Due

Some time ago the ruin of an unfortunate Adam Air was found. The only passenger found 'still alive' was a monkey.

Surprisingly, the monkey could speak using 'Tarzan's language' to the investigators, when it was interrogated about what really happened just before the accidents.

When the investigators asked, "What were the pilot and stewardess doing at that time?"

The monkey touched the fingers of the left hand to the fingers on the right signaling that they were dating and kissing.

The investigators continuing asking, "What were the passengers doing?"

The monkey held both its hand palms under its check, signaling that they were sleeping.

The investigators wondered, "And what were you doing at that time?"

The monkey raised both hands and showed its fists as though it had been holding the steering wheel, signaling that the monkey itself drove the plane!

Example of Spoof Text 2 - The Penguin Really Enjoyed It!

Once, a man was walking in a park when he came across a penguin. He took him to a policeman and said, "I have just found this penguin. What should I do?"

The policeman replied, "take him to the zoo!"

The next day, the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man was still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked, "Why are you still carrying that penguin about? Didn't you take it to the zoo?"

"I certainly did," replied the man, "and it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it. So today I'm taking him to the movies!"